Tall and short; The facts

The facts about being Tall;
1. Seeing things down below
2. People "look" up to you.
3. You paint ceilings
4. You get random questions such as if you played basketball
5. You give the best piggy back rides
6. You're the one that people come to when they want a cookie in a jar that is too high to reach.
7. Always have to get new pants every few months.
8. Going down stairs sucks, cause you have to duck, EVERY TIME.
9. You need stairs for a proper hug
10. Your feet gets cold when they're sticking out of things, in your sleep.

The facts about being short;
1. You get to walk under people
2. you get squished
3. You have to use items to reach things, or a tall person.
4. You've never too small to play on the jungle gym
5. You're the one to get the piggy back rides.
6. The word "duck" doesn't apply to your dictionary.
7. you get mistaken for a dwarf.
8. Hurdles suck
9. You'd make a good tabletop
10. You can crawl through things